leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

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confetti-falling-down:

Chicago - 8-29
"I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed."
(via wantly)
lovelytendencies:

im-really-trying-hard:

express—your-self:

carapherneliia:

me at school

life story.


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letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

zznm:

every fucking time